*amused*

[wispfox]

Y'know, threatening to consume a cat due to one's hunger works less than well when he just sits there purring. Also? Mouthful of cat hair isn't actually appetizing.

[edit] Instead, I will consume the fishy (fishy, fishy!) which attempted homicide earlier this week. Because my meal? Should not win.

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[wispfox.livejournal.com]

He _knows_ we're odd. But yes, no actual consumption of kitty cats. If nothing else, he'd be a hell of an expensive meal! And we'd miss him. And eventually he'd fight back.

[jasra]

True. Good. Indeed! Very much (who would sleep next to my pillow and purr in the middle of the night?). Yeah, and he's got his claws.