[meme]

[wispfox]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kar0na's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I helped jojotbird hide a body (-173 points). In September I bought porn for curiousangel (10 points). Last Tuesday I gave fraterrisus a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-838 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, wispfox

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How does one take back a wet willie?!

Also, I've apparently been very bad. I'm impressed that ruling Canada for a day as a cruel and heartless dictator is negative 700 points. For a _day_?

Comments

[randysmith]

Think of all the people you could have killed or tortured in a day ...

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Ah, I suppose that's true.

Bad me!

[bernmarx.livejournal.com]

How do you take a wet willie back? Wait... I don't want to know.

Also, kadiera lost 10 points for buying porn, you gained 10 points. What sort of mixed message does THAT send?

[majes.livejournal.com]

I dunno if you got the letter from Santa yet - yeah, he's still doing things via snail mail, and you know how the mail is during the holiday season and all....

Anyway, what I was getting at was that I have been officially designated, by Santa naturally, as the regional dole-er-outer of Xmas-related spankings. I also cover Solstice-related spankings, Chanukah related spankings, Festivus-related spankings, and "special encounters" regarding failing to comply with last years New Year's resolutions.

Thus, you and I will need to work out an appointment, post-haste. Delaying is only adding to the spanking allotment.

[volta]

Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, wispfox (-5000 points).

Oops!

[ian-gunn.livejournal.com]

Why do I think you getting a spanking might not be much of a deterrent to such bad behavior?

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

La, la, la. Apparently the writer of this has little consistency. I've seen blood transfusions be different amounts of points, too, although not negative and positive variations.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Ok, why sorry _me_?!

(do I have my very own nationality or something? ;)

Weirdo meme. ;)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

officially designated, by Santa naturally, as the regional dole-er-outer of Xmas-related spankings. I also cover Solstice-related spankings, Chanukah related spankings, Festivus-related spankings, and "special encounters" regarding failing to comply with last years New Year's resolutions.

Uh-huh...

suuuuure you have.

[okoshun.livejournal.com]

I thought that things seemed different on Thursday.

[bernmarx.livejournal.com]

And ruling as a dictator is worth +700 if it's benevolent, -700 if it's cruel, regardless of the time period you rule.

[fourgates.livejournal.com]

I've seen blood transfusions be different amounts of points, too

Some of us took liberties in writing our letters to Santa.

[kar0na.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I've had my purse stolen/lost so many times, I wouldn't be able to take another incident!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[sintaclaws.livejournal.com]

majes mentioned to me the other day that there was some doubting to the officialness of his appointment of station. I just wanted to stop by and confirm - yes, he is authorized to deliver holiday-related justice as my proxy. Hope this clears up any further confusion on this matter.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

No! I've seen 100 pts and 200 pts, too...

[bernmarx.livejournal.com]

OMG! It's an online meme with inconsistencies! :-O

Oh wait, they're all like that, NEVAHmind. >:)