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[wispfox]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kar0na's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I helped jojotbird hide a body (-173 points). In September I bought porn for curiousangel (10 points). Last Tuesday I gave fraterrisus a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-838 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, wispfox

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How does one take back a wet willie?!

Also, I've apparently been very bad. I'm impressed that ruling Canada for a day as a cruel and heartless dictator is negative 700 points. For a _day_?

Comments

[randysmith]

Think of all the people you could have killed or tortured in a day ...

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Ah, I suppose that's true.

Bad me!