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[wispfox]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kar0na's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I helped jojotbird hide a body (-173 points). In September I bought porn for curiousangel (10 points). Last Tuesday I gave fraterrisus a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-838 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, wispfox

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How does one take back a wet willie?!

Also, I've apparently been very bad. I'm impressed that ruling Canada for a day as a cruel and heartless dictator is negative 700 points. For a _day_?

Comments

[majes.livejournal.com]

I dunno if you got the letter from Santa yet - yeah, he's still doing things via snail mail, and you know how the mail is during the holiday season and all....

Anyway, what I was getting at was that I have been officially designated, by Santa naturally, as the regional dole-er-outer of Xmas-related spankings. I also cover Solstice-related spankings, Chanukah related spankings, Festivus-related spankings, and "special encounters" regarding failing to comply with last years New Year's resolutions.

Thus, you and I will need to work out an appointment, post-haste. Delaying is only adding to the spanking allotment.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

officially designated, by Santa naturally, as the regional dole-er-outer of Xmas-related spankings. I also cover Solstice-related spankings, Chanukah related spankings, Festivus-related spankings, and "special encounters" regarding failing to comply with last years New Year's resolutions.

Uh-huh...

suuuuure you have.

[sintaclaws.livejournal.com]

majes mentioned to me the other day that there was some doubting to the officialness of his appointment of station. I just wanted to stop by and confirm - yes, he is authorized to deliver holiday-related justice as my proxy. Hope this clears up any further confusion on this matter.