Anonymous commenting!

[wispfox]

I was suddenly grabbed by the idea that I've seen many other people use, where they suggest that people comment anonymously in their journal.

So! IP logging is off, and anonymous posting is allowed (neither of these are changes from normal, actually). Tell me something! Anything! Be secretive and yet spark my curiosity at the same time. Make me crazy, wondering who posted what. :)

Be silly! Be crazy! Be brutally honest! Confuse me, entertain me, make me laugh too hard to breathe!

[Note: If there are cruel comments posted, no matter who they are about or aimed at, I will delete them. Go elsewhere to do that kind of thing. (honesty is fine. Cruelty is not)

I don't actually expect it to be a problem, as I cannot think of any time that anyone has posted anything nasty or cruel on my journal, but I wanted to have stated it anyway.]

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You're a hottie. And a cutie. ;)

- your secret admirer

[(Anonymous)]

What they said, and some other things too!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, now there are _two_ people who I'm curious about the identity of!

(Hey, wait - what's with the not specifying the other things?!)

[(Anonymous)]

(Why would I do that though?)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Um...

*thinks*

I don't know! Because doing so would reduce the number of things I could be curious about.

Because you can?

Maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

(You assume that the comments are from the same person. Maybe they are. Maybe they aren't.)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

I am?

How do you know I am?

Does it _matter_ if they are?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes.

Because I do.

Does it matter whether you get a correct answer?

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Does it matter whether you get a correct answer?

No. Because I don't know who any of you anonymous people are, anyway!

In fact, completely bizzare incorrect answers might be more amusing!

(OK, some of the anonymous people I can guess at)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Gah! Now I'm intensely curious!

(But then, I did ask for people to make me curious. ;) So you are successful, secret person!)

[(Anonymous)]

Curiousity killed the cat. But you're not a cat, so that's okay.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

But how do you _know_ I'm not a cat?

I meow! And I purr! And I enjoy being petted!

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have silky whiskers and a long, wavy tail? Can you climb up the curtains? Do you twitch your pointy little ears at things no one else can hear? Do you protect your loved ones from invisible fairies, dry leaves, and motes of dust? Is it time to scamper back and forth for no apparent reason?

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

whiskers/tail: sadly, no.

climb curtains: I don't know; never tried, but my cat doesn't do that, either!

ear twitching: Yes! Although they may be insufficiently pointy. Then again, I do get told I'm elvish-looking...

protection from invisible things, leaves, and dust: sometimes, although not all of them! But my cat doesn't do that, either.

Scampering: YES! It is always time for scampering for no apparent reason (which my cat doesn't do very often, either). But that doesn't necessarily mean I will actually _do_ it, time for it or not. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm... Are you sure that your "cat" is a real cat?

[(Anonymous)]

You fool! You have ruined the ninja squirrel's ingenius disguise! His clan will swear to destroy you with their secret Death of a Thousand Green Acorns move.

I hope you like acorns.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, damn. Fortunately, I'm anonymous!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

NINJA SQUIRREL!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Yes! See icon! :)

He's just not a kitty who thinks playing is a worthwhile activity, thus the activities you listed which he rarely does.

[(Anonymous)]

You human. You not kitty.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

I'm a confusing human who sometimes acts like a kitty, though!

But, you are correct - things that kill cats will probably not kill me.

[(Anonymous)]

You’re a hottie and a cutie and very very smart and fascinating and loads of fun. Too bad you don’t get inside my head easily. (I was having a conversation with somebody who does get inside my head easily recently, about the fact that that’s not the case with everybody.)

Also, we should hang out and watch a movie again sometime, although looking at my calendar it’s probably not going to be really soon.

[(Anonymous)]

A pity that, she is fun to share brains with.

(SHOES WITH TEETH CHEW THROUGH BONE!)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Teethy shoes! Just be careful as to _whose_ bones they chew through.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*laugh* And if you were trying to remain anonymous, you did _not_ succeed!

movie watching - probably not until sometime in February, at the rate at which my weekends are vanishing. Perhaps earlier if a weeknight works, but I suspect not.