Anonymous commenting!

[wispfox]

I was suddenly grabbed by the idea that I've seen many other people use, where they suggest that people comment anonymously in their journal.

So! IP logging is off, and anonymous posting is allowed (neither of these are changes from normal, actually). Tell me something! Anything! Be secretive and yet spark my curiosity at the same time. Make me crazy, wondering who posted what. :)

Be silly! Be crazy! Be brutally honest! Confuse me, entertain me, make me laugh too hard to breathe!

[Note: If there are cruel comments posted, no matter who they are about or aimed at, I will delete them. Go elsewhere to do that kind of thing. (honesty is fine. Cruelty is not)

I don't actually expect it to be a problem, as I cannot think of any time that anyone has posted anything nasty or cruel on my journal, but I wanted to have stated it anyway.]

Comments

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

But how do you _know_ I'm not a cat?

I meow! And I purr! And I enjoy being petted!

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have silky whiskers and a long, wavy tail? Can you climb up the curtains? Do you twitch your pointy little ears at things no one else can hear? Do you protect your loved ones from invisible fairies, dry leaves, and motes of dust? Is it time to scamper back and forth for no apparent reason?

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

whiskers/tail: sadly, no.

climb curtains: I don't know; never tried, but my cat doesn't do that, either!

ear twitching: Yes! Although they may be insufficiently pointy. Then again, I do get told I'm elvish-looking...

protection from invisible things, leaves, and dust: sometimes, although not all of them! But my cat doesn't do that, either.

Scampering: YES! It is always time for scampering for no apparent reason (which my cat doesn't do very often, either). But that doesn't necessarily mean I will actually _do_ it, time for it or not. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm... Are you sure that your "cat" is a real cat?

[(Anonymous)]

You fool! You have ruined the ninja squirrel's ingenius disguise! His clan will swear to destroy you with their secret Death of a Thousand Green Acorns move.

I hope you like acorns.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, damn. Fortunately, I'm anonymous!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

But if he's a ninja - of whatever variety - he might have crazy powers with which he couldl track you down _anyway_!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

NINJA SQUIRREL!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Yes! See icon! :)

He's just not a kitty who thinks playing is a worthwhile activity, thus the activities you listed which he rarely does.

[(Anonymous)]

You human. You not kitty.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

I'm a confusing human who sometimes acts like a kitty, though!

But, you are correct - things that kill cats will probably not kill me.