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Apparently I offended a squirrel on the way to work today.

I was driving with the two front windows about two inches open, and a small acorn flew in the driver's side window, and hit me in the head. It wasn't until I got to work that I determined that it _was_ an acorn, mind you.

But damn, that squirrel has good aim! Through my only slightly open window!

--

Also, being so tired as to get sick is bad. I was home sick yesterday due to exaustion. I couldn't even remember my voicemail password, which was odd.

But! I get to avoid things which even get close to the evil of the past month for at least a month. Perhaps I can recover, now. :)

Trust no squirrel

Date: 2004-09-01 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] majes.livejournal.com
Not a big surprise; there are many elite squirrel assassins out there.... by that I mean, Squirrels who are assassins - certainly there are assassins who specialize in Squirrels too, but obviously you weren't dealing with one of those folks, in this situation. Unless you are a squirrel in a very clever disguise, and have been maintaining this cover for a long time... Perhaps you're part of squirrel sleeper cell, waiting for the call from squirrel head quarters that will activate you? Given that, this was probably a hit arranged by a rival squirrel terrorist group - or perhaps by a squirrel intelligence group working with Homeland Security? Hrmmm... perhaps I've said to much. Keep an eye on the trees. They are everywhere. *Slinks off in the shadows*

Re: Trust no squirrel

Date: 2004-09-01 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brynndragon.livejournal.com
Killer Squirrel vs. Motorcyclist (http://www.chainreaction.com/squirrels.htm)

Re: Trust no squirrel

Date: 2004-09-01 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brynndragon.livejournal.com
Actually, <a href="http://cuagain.manilasites.com/stories/storyReader$287>this article</a> is the one I was thinking of when I read that.

Re: Trust no squirrel

Date: 2004-09-01 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wispfox.livejournal.com
Yes... I've seen this before! Scary squirrel!

Re: Trust no squirrel

Date: 2004-09-01 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] majes.livejournal.com
See! As they say - The Truth is Out There.

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