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[wispfox]

(why was I utterly positive that today is Weds? It isn't...)

So, y'all presumably know the two related jokes about lesbians and gay men and second dates...

"What does a lesbian bring to the second date?"
"A U-haul!"

"What does a gay man bring to the second date?"
"What second date?"

This has caused me to wonder what the equivalent for bi folk is? And no, making one for poly & bi folk doesn't count, because not all bi folk are poly!

Suggestions? (I have no clues, myself)

Comments

[randysmith]

I still think that, since not all gay men do only casual sex, and not all lesbians are into instant commitment, it's perfectly fine to make jokes about bi folks that assume they're all poly, even though they're not :-}.

[deyo.livejournal.com]

What does a bisexual bring to her second date?

Her husband!

[leiacat.livejournal.com]

Um... ok. So, guilty. (But it wasn't my fault. And it wasn't a real date. Just the next time we saw each other after the first date. It just worked out that way. Honest!)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Go you!

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

"a second date" :)

[deyo.livejournal.com]

Well played, sir.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

or even better, "her first date"

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I really need a girlfriend, or to give up on straight men. ;)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*laughing*

Clearly, something must be done about this lack! :)

[baratron.livejournal.com]

Made of win :D

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Ok, you have a good point. Then yes, this is suddenly a very easy joke to finish. ;)

[the-xtina.livejournal.com]

Rose and I brought dictionaries...

[marmota.livejournal.com]

their spouse?

[deyo.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see someone's beaten me to it. :)

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

A third date?

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Yes. I think this one wins. :)

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

beat me to it (:

[ratatosk.livejournal.com]

Angst?

*duck, run*

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Emo kitty is sad now!

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

He drives a U-haul out of state on the night the second date was supposed to happen?

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

glib_dichotomy suggests "A fence to sit on" for bi folk.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Hmm! Also, and not poly-related. :)

[chaiya.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I like that one.