[silly] quote

[wispfox]

I was being itchy, and scratching my back, and...

"Wouldn't it be weird if you scratched your back and won $100?"

"Oh, wait, you'd have to be a lottery ticket for that."

(silly, silly co-worker!)

Comments

[fredcritter.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! Very clever. Thanks for passing that one along.

[khavrinen.livejournal.com]

Steven Wright does a joke about playing the stranger lottery. You pay a dollar, and you get a card with a number on it. You go up to any stranger and scratch his forehead with a penny.

If the number under there matches your number...