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[wispfox]

*smiles* I _like_.

www.freewillastrology.com

Libra
I don't want to encourage you to be a lazy, crazy, hazy drifter who careens from chance encounter to chance encounter without any specific intention in mind . . . but I do want to invite you to be an adventure-chasing, dream-intoxicated, passion-awakening wanderer who glides from experiment to experiment armed with the goal of opening your mind as far as it can safely go. Head in the direction of the best smells and most intriguing mysteries, Libra.

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[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

I allus get the weird shit:

"I knew that my God was bigger than his," bragged U.S. Army Lt. General William G. Boykin as he derided a Somalian guerrilla leader. "I knew that my God was a real God, and his was an idol." I can't vouch for the accuracy of Boykin's assertion, but I do know this, Leo: According to my analysis of the cosmic omens, your Supreme Being really is stronger, sweeter, and sexier than everyone else's Supreme Beings, at least temporarily. Frankly, your God could kick all the other Gods' asses. I don't advise you to sic Him on anyone, though -- not even on the jerks who seem to deserve it. There'd be hell to pay later if you did. On the other hand, if you and your God show extra mercy and generosity in the coming weeks, you will accrue tremendous karmic credit, which you'll be able to harvest beginning in August.

MY GOD'S DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR GOD'S!  eom.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*amused* I dunno, that sounds like a fun one to have, too!

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/horoscopes/index.php):
LEO - You've never been the type of person who can be bound by society's silly rules, which is why they use all those silly ropes and chains.

Humorscope (http://humorscope.com/):
LEO - Today you will take comfort in the thought that Jesus loves you, particularly since nobody else likes you very much.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Heh! Silly ropes and chains... ;)

[chillguru.livejournal.com]

an adventure-chasing, dream-intoxicated, passion-awakening wanderer who glides from experiment to experiment armed with the goal of opening your mind as far as it can safely go

this is what i want to be when i grow up

#8^D~

[angelovernh.livejournal.com]

thanks.. I'm Libra, too. I'll try to keep it in mind.

[opalmirror.livejournal.com]

Scorpio:
Your fresh dilemma is actually a twisted old predicament in disguise. It's a bit prettier than it was the last time you saw it, but just as knotty. Please don't underestimate it. If you imagine you can force it to disappear overnight, you'll make bumbling decisions and awkward moves. If, on the other hand, you assume you'll need steady, prolonged effort, you will attract excellent luck and unexpected help. Be a humble warrior motivated not by hatred for the problem but by love for yourself.

I've been watching Rob Brezny's stuff off and on a long time now. He writes things that are a stretch, I like that. Last I heard he has a camp at Burning Man. Maybe I'll see him there if I can get to go.