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[wispfox]

Stealing stuff from a bored volta!

Originally, came:
"Ask me anything, or tell me something I do not know. The choice is yours."

Then, as modified by danger_chick, came:
"Tell me a truly insane lie that is masquerading as a fact."

Pick one. Or two. Or hell, go wild and pick all three! I want to know how insane you all are.


(also. It's all about the melting bed.)

Comments

[beowabbit]

I can’t go to work today. I can’t go to work today. See, when I go to work I stop for breakfast at this donut shop on the way. But I don't have a donut. I mean, sometimes I have a donut, usually I don’t. The lady behind the counter, she’s really nice. I used to know her name. Her daughter works there too, sometimes. So I can’t go to work today. The, the, the, the donut shop is across from a convenience store, a gas station, a place, you know – they have liquor there. Drugs. No they don’t, they don’t have any liquor or drugs. They just – it’s a convenience store, you know, just a convenience store. They have – you know, they have the stuff convenience stores have. And I can’t go to work today. The security cameras. They’ll see me. Because it’s a convenience store, you know, they’re all run by the same people. You think they’re different stores, they have different names, but it’s all a sham, they’re all run by the same people in the government, it’s a scheme to get people in where the security cameras are, and the shadow people are watching the security cameras. That’s why they have shit I am not going to talk about that! I am not going to talk about that! And when they see you, when the cameras see what you have, what you got at the convenience store, the shadow people know you’re vulnerable to them, and they know to come after you. That’s why they carry that stuff, in the convenience stores. Behind the counter. They’re tempting you, because they want to see who they can go after. Who’s vulnerable. Who’s weak. Because the cameras are watching. That’s why I can’t go to work today, because oh, god, I don’t know what the shadow people do to you! I don’t know what they do to you! But I can guess!

Insane enough for you?

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yes. Very. Impressive!

(should I be worried? ;)

[beowabbit]

should I be worried?

Naah, I didn't go in the convenience store. I'm at work now. But see, this guy "root" who's always logged into my computer, I worry about him. What kind of a name is that? And who would be able to break into my computer? I'll tell you who, the government, that's who! I think this root person is from the government. They've got to be watching me. Oops! Someone's here, gotta go. Pray for me!