The following sentence becomes much more entertaining when I misread the last word as 'humans' (note: I _wrote_ the original sentence, even!):
"I eat more or less constantly when there's reasonably healthy and tasty snack food available, although I have now eaten all of my hummus."
Mmm. Tasty, tasty humans.
"I eat more or less constantly when there's reasonably healthy and tasty snack food available, although I have now eaten all of my hummus."
Mmm. Tasty, tasty humans.