[silly.IM] kitting, sorta

[wispfox]

ladytabitha and I have _VERY STRANGE CONVERSATIONS_.


ladytabitha: Anyhoo, ayuh. Thanks for the pokings. :)
wispfox: Welcome. :)
ladytabitha: I should bake you a cake!
wispfox: Eh?
ladytabitha: In the shape of an extended index finger!
ladytabitha: *poke poke poke!*
wispfox: Aaaaah!
ladytabitha: :D
wispfox: Hee. :)
wispfox: No! You should knit one!
wispfox: ;)
ladytabitha: Bwa!
ladytabitha: ...knit you a cake?
wispfox: Perhaps! But I meant the index finger. ;)
ladytabitha: You know, if you need fiber, you could eat Wheaties.
wispfox: *grins*
wispfox: I would not _eat_ it!
ladytabitha: Maybe a cake slipcover?
wispfox: Eating knitting is silly. Unless it really _is_ made out of cotton candy!
wispfox: Oooh. I wonder if that's possible!
wispfox: Probably not. It'd melt from body heat. Sad...
ladytabitha: Not if I made it of cotton candy...
ladytabitha: And if I did that in the cold...
ladytabitha: *contemplates*
ladytabitha: *slaps own hand repeatedly*
wispfox: But it'd need to be _really_ cold, because your hands would be warm...
wispfox: And really cold makes it hard to be dexterous. :)
ladytabitha: Maybe gloves?...
ladytabitha: *think think think*
wispfox: Are there gloves which don't cut down much on dexterity?
ladytabitha: GAH XTINA KNOCKITOFF
wispfox: *laugh* Sorry. :)
ladytabitha: No no, it's me!
wispfox: But I'm not helping. :)
ladytabitha: I'm thinking, "Huge needles, spun cotton candy, freeze the needles first, wear non-powdered rubber gloves (or powdered in powdered sugar, for fun)..."
wispfox: *laugh* Powdered sugar gloves!
wispfox: I have the odd desire to post this conversation. :)
ladytabitha: Go to!
ladytabitha: And then a lot of hooks!
wispfox: hooks?
ladytabitha: To hold the strands of cotton candy, so they don't melt together.
wispfox: Aaaah. :)
ladytabitha: Maybe a walk-in freezer, or A/C-ified room...
wispfox: But then you'd be wearing bulky clothing, which would also decrease dexterity!
ladytabitha: Hence the large needles, which'd help a bit. Plus, I wouldn't be doing it for too long each time anyways.
wispfox: Ah, true!
wispfox: It's... like... cooking _and_ knitting!
wispfox: How... oddly geekily domestic of you! ;)
ladytabitha: Yeah... Trinity Stewart. :)
ladytabitha: *blink*
ladytabitha: BWAHAHA
wispfox: *cough* *dies*
ladytabitha: Now it's DEFINITELY post-worthy!
wispfox: Yes. :)