wispfox

I never understood the saying "He puts his trousers on one leg at a time, like everyone else." For one, Superman clearly can put his tights on both-legs-at-once. For two, any Joe shmoe can put on his pants both legs at once by sticking his or her butt on the bed...I often do this...

Now, when you have split pants, like in 15th century hose (where the two legs need to be laced up seperately to points in your underwear), then it gets tricky...