Black squirrel of doom, midnight rodent of death!!
Your only hope to lift the curse is to locate thirteen fresh nuts, stuff them into your cheeks (avoid walnuts, if at all possible), then bury them in a circle pattern around a old tree!!
Hurry!!
(You might want to have someone video tape it, by the by. Just to prove to the squirrel spirits that you actually did it, should the matter come up. Perhaps to send in to America's Funniest Videos at a later date ... hey, who sez lifting a curse can't earn a few bucks?)
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Date: 2004-10-28 02:30 pm (UTC)Black squirrel of doom, midnight rodent of death!!
Your only hope to lift the curse is to locate thirteen fresh nuts, stuff them into your cheeks (avoid walnuts, if at all possible), then bury them in a circle pattern around a old tree!!
Hurry!!
(You might want to have someone video tape it, by the by. Just to prove to the squirrel spirits that you actually did it, should the matter come up. Perhaps to send in to America's Funniest Videos at a later date ... hey, who sez lifting a curse can't earn a few bucks?)