[spam] Well, that's a new one!

You know those lovely "hey, I have all this money that needs to be transferred elsewhere, help me" spam messages?

Now there's apparently a twist where they want the money in question to go to "a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained."

Huh. I wonder how many people are going to fall for this one?

('Course, my other notable spam email for the morning relates to the US election stuff... Nutty. If it weren't coming from a completely unknown address, and if I weren't entirely tired of the elecetion stuff, it would actually look reasonably real)

[spam] Well, that's a new one!

You know those lovely "hey, I have all this money that needs to be transferred elsewhere, help me" spam messages?

Now there's apparently a twist where they want the money in question to go to "a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained."

Huh. I wonder how many people are going to fall for this one?

('Course, my other notable spam email for the morning relates to the US election stuff... Nutty. If it weren't coming from a completely unknown address, and if I weren't entirely tired of the elecetion stuff, it would actually look reasonably real)

[health.mine & health.roommate]

Roommate has questions, and I don't know enough to give answers. Anyone know anyone who might be able to help with information about a misbehaving kidney (including what else might be good to take a look at)? If so, point them here.


Forgive my incoherency, as I appear to have misplaced coherency. Being awake for no good reason from 2am-4am probably isn't helping. :)

OK, maybe _some_ good reason. Coughing and cough drops and goddammit I'm tired of being sick! (of course, I tend to be tired of being sick even if I've only been _almost_ sick for long enough. Worse when I don't manage to avoid actually getting sick)


Weird being sick & tired for multiple days in a row, and yet bizarrely cheerful today. Perhaps because my head, while still hurting, hurts _less_.

[health.mine & health.roommate]

Roommate has questions, and I don't know enough to give answers. Anyone know anyone who might be able to help with information about a misbehaving kidney (including what else might be good to take a look at)? If so, point them here.


Forgive my incoherency, as I appear to have misplaced coherency. Being awake for no good reason from 2am-4am probably isn't helping. :)

OK, maybe _some_ good reason. Coughing and cough drops and goddammit I'm tired of being sick! (of course, I tend to be tired of being sick even if I've only been _almost_ sick for long enough. Worse when I don't manage to avoid actually getting sick)


Weird being sick & tired for multiple days in a row, and yet bizarrely cheerful today. Perhaps because my head, while still hurting, hurts _less_.

[link.funny.computer]

Seen on pensee's journal, from a while ago, http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_mincing.shtml - very funny; confused computer users stories, not what I usually see for funny computer user stories.

I'm currently dying because of:

# Customer: "I just shut down Windows 95, and it says, 'It is NOT safe for me to turn off my computer.'"
# Tech Support: "Um...are you sure?"
# Customer: (terrified) "Yes!"
# Tech Support: "Sir, read me the screen letter for letter."
# Customer: "Ok. I, t, i, s, n, o, w--"
# Tech Support: "There! It says 'now', not 'not'. Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?"

[link.funny.computer]

Seen on pensee's journal, from a while ago, http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_mincing.shtml - very funny; confused computer users stories, not what I usually see for funny computer user stories.

I'm currently dying because of:

# Customer: "I just shut down Windows 95, and it says, 'It is NOT safe for me to turn off my computer.'"
# Tech Support: "Um...are you sure?"
# Customer: (terrified) "Yes!"
# Tech Support: "Sir, read me the screen letter for letter."
# Customer: "Ok. I, t, i, s, n, o, w--"
# Tech Support: "There! It says 'now', not 'not'. Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?"

[brain.I/O] Wow. My I/O is fucked...

I keep mishearing, misreading, misspeaking, and mistyping. All day.

On the plus side, it's really amusing!

On the minus side, excessive amounts of mistyping and misspeaking make it much more difficult for people to figure out what I mean. Even the ones fluent in typo and misspeaking! :)

La, la, la!

(mewing mountains! Bonsai mewing mountains! And scorpions of silliness!

And no, those were not the result of my I/O being fucked. Perhaps the result of me being especially silly as the result of fucked up I/O, though.

Huh. How many times can I use the worked 'fucked' in this parenthetical? Or post, for that matter?

What a long parenthetical!)

[brain.I/O] Wow. My I/O is fucked...

I keep mishearing, misreading, misspeaking, and mistyping. All day.

On the plus side, it's really amusing!

On the minus side, excessive amounts of mistyping and misspeaking make it much more difficult for people to figure out what I mean. Even the ones fluent in typo and misspeaking! :)

La, la, la!

(mewing mountains! Bonsai mewing mountains! And scorpions of silliness!

And no, those were not the result of my I/O being fucked. Perhaps the result of me being especially silly as the result of fucked up I/O, though.

Huh. How many times can I use the worked 'fucked' in this parenthetical? Or post, for that matter?

What a long parenthetical!)

[conversation]

"Green?"

"Eh, I donwanna!"

"Why?"

"'Cause I donwanna?"

(simultaneous)

"That's just the kind of mood I'm in!"

*turning on the green light box* "Your logic fails to pass my test!"

(previous to this was me taking insane amounts of 'I don't want to be sick dammit' pills, complaining about it all the while)

[conversation]

"Green?"

"Eh, I donwanna!"

"Why?"

"'Cause I donwanna?"

(simultaneous)

"That's just the kind of mood I'm in!"

*turning on the green light box* "Your logic fails to pass my test!"

(previous to this was me taking insane amounts of 'I don't want to be sick dammit' pills, complaining about it all the while)

[punchy, me]

FIRE!

Beep.
Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep!

Meep.

EEEP!

Fuzzzzzzzy kitty!

(Note: Punchy. And I sound insane. But I don't feel like doing a phone post to demonstrate. Kinda like I didn't feel like doing a phone post last night to demonstrate the disturbingly cute voice that I use sometimes. Yes.)

(firefirefirefirefire!)

Fire is good.

(As stated by roommie mine, "This is an excellent post!")

(She is now saying 'oh, roomie mine!' in a very amused tone of voice, with dramatic hand gestures. But it's shorter than her LJ name, and than saying 'my roommmate'!)

DRAMA... (with a very deep creepy-type voice)

[punchy, me]

FIRE!

Beep.
Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep!

Meep.

EEEP!

Fuzzzzzzzy kitty!

(Note: Punchy. And I sound insane. But I don't feel like doing a phone post to demonstrate. Kinda like I didn't feel like doing a phone post last night to demonstrate the disturbingly cute voice that I use sometimes. Yes.)

(firefirefirefirefire!)

Fire is good.

(As stated by roommie mine, "This is an excellent post!")

(She is now saying 'oh, roomie mine!' in a very amused tone of voice, with dramatic hand gestures. But it's shorter than her LJ name, and than saying 'my roommmate'!)

DRAMA... (with a very deep creepy-type voice)