Stealing stuff from a bored
volta!
Originally, came:
"Ask me anything, or tell me something I do not know. The choice is yours."
Then, as modified by
danger_chick, came:
"Tell me a truly insane lie that is masquerading as a fact."
Pick one. Or two. Or hell, go wild and pick all three! I want to know how insane you all are.
(also. It's
all about the melting bed.)