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[wispfox]

Kidnapped from mittelschmertz.

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually) (um. Tied? No. Restrained with non-person restraints, yes)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school (classes, I have. Not an entire day of school)
(_) I never slept with a co-worker (Um... I've both slept with someone who I was dating before we were co-workers, and slept with someone when they were no longer my co-worker.)
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(_) I have never been to a nudist event (events for that purpose, no...)
(X) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time

To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.

Comments

[brother-bliss.livejournal.com]

sounds like you had abit of fun in your life.