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Specifically, http://www.monkeyphonecall.com/
It offers realistic Monkey Phone Calls for people in the United States, for $10. Dude.
This quote (from their page) is great:
The Sucksters - Suck - After three decades, its very own market bubble and untold billions of hours of deferred personal hygiene, the Internet has finally fulfilled its original promise: putting you in verbal contact with someone making monkey noises.