Entertain me!

[wispfox]

How many ways to fill in the blank are there?

________ broken, add more ________


My co-workers might like "Brain" and "beer".

Canonical 'no really, don't do this!' would be "Relationship", "people" - where this can mean lovers and/or children depending on the type of (romantic) relationship.

Bad project managers might like "Project" and "people". For extra fun, after the project was supposed to be done!

Anyone?

Comments

[baratron.livejournal.com]

Economy broken, add more money?
Government broken, add more layers of bureaucracy?

Not that I'm anywhere near as cynical as these two statements make me sound - I'm just tired. Oh, wait...

$person broken, add more spoons :)

[marmota.livejournal.com]

Probably says something about my job at the moment... Specification/Features.

[kiya]

The version for children I've seen is "Relationship broken, make more people."

I have no clever today though.

[dajt.livejournal.com]

Given the current state of my life, I'll go with
schedule, commitments
Sadly, this applies to both work and not-work.

[beaq.livejournal.com]

company / consultants

social justice / privatization

heart / beer

life / beer

[ian-gunn.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's not "project" and "people", it's "project" and "managers"... at least it seems that way too often at my work :P

[staircasewriter.livejournal.com]

Script/writers

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Code broken, add more features!

[baratron.livejournal.com]

Recipe broken, add more chocolate. Or garlic. Or... whatever.

The difference between this and most of the variants on this theme is that a broken recipe might well be fixed by more of a particular flavouring :)

[lerryn.livejournal.com]

For irony with PNW weather right now, Climate broken, add more snow.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Fever broken, add more cowbell.

[australian-joe.livejournal.com]

LJ cut tags broken, add more memes.

Query broken, add more indexes. (Actually sometimes that makes sense. Hmm.)

Senior management broken, add more layoffs.

IT department broken, add more outsourcing.

Outsourcing broken, add more contractors.

Sense of smell broken, add more perfume/after-shave!

Ooh. Promises broken, add more lies!

[laurion]

Window broken, add more hammers. No, wait, I mean less.

SpacebarBroken,AddMoreKeyboard.

Windows broken, add more Linux.

Groove broken, add more Stella.

Smoove broken, add more brains.

Plot broken, add more story arc.

Entertainment broken, add more fill in the blanks.

[corivax.livejournal.com]

"Grant proposal broken, add more PIs" seems to be a common, incorrect solution at mu workplace. :)