Well, as you may or may not know, real unicorns were capable of transforming their horns into all kinds of different shapes, depending on the circumstance. This one time, when I was hanging with the Fae, we had like 12 bottles of daisy-wine, but not a fricken cork screw among us. Unicorn to the rescue! It was even able to uncoil its horn afterward so that the corks came right off.

And then there is, well, this not work safe link (http://www.lsdudes.com/p-unicorn/index2.htm). Yeah. Why didya think they were so in to virgins?