[wtf, OKC]

[wispfox]

_What_ does "you seem like you can use a half ounce" as a random message on OKC even _mean_?

I need to get drunk, perhaps?

*baffled by her OKC messages today*

First we get the sour grapes person who was complaining about me filtering as much as I do, especially since I use the percentage matching (and they only match at 24%/41%, match/friend), then says something about 'not trying to tell me what I should do', how perhaps they should be pickier, and about how I must have trouble finding people who are 'perfect'. (Right. Because 'perfect' as a word used to describe humans doesn't tend to make me want to run screaming in the other direction. Not at all.)

Then the half ounce person whose entire message text is what I asked about above.

People must be especially bored, today.

Comments

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

*laughing*  I will love that icon forever.  :)

[mrf-arch.livejournal.com]

"half an ounce" is a weight most commonly associated with cannabis, rather than booze. :-)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*grin* And I thank you for making it!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Aah. Similiar enough that I'm amused by a random stranger saying it! But thanks for the explanation!

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

think of it as your daily dose of surreality

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

(I know that you know that I wasn't saying this, but) even beside the fact that I made it - that this was a tech support log is just the absolute bestest thing in the world.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Hee. Indeed. And it was even a _valid_ one!

[uberjay.livejournal.com]

Man, as a male I receive far fewer amusing messages on okc. :(

I really feel like I'm missing out.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*snort* I guess... but do you _want_ people trying to convince you that you're too damn picky? :)

[uberjay.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I don't need any convincing to know that I'm too damn picky. ;)

...but I think I'd still get a kick out of it, at least for a little while.

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

I said I was interested only in "friends" and "activity partners" and I only get messages when people I know already send them to me ;-)

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

I got drunk (well, tipsy) today. Totaly worth it.

[corivax.livejournal.com]

I'm now tempted to send you random OKCupid messages and see if I can out-surreal that one. :)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Except I don't like alcohol (the taste), I get silly enough without drugs, and I don't like being unable to get reasonable control back if I have to (at least when overtired, I can be in a loopy state but get control back if I have to, generally).

*shrug* Drinking is just not my thing. :)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

Duuuuude.

You know, I think I would be _thoroughly_ entertained, if you did. :)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

*nod* Normally, I don't get messages. It's infrequent, most probably because my profile is (intentionally) a bit intimidating. Thus the confused reaction to two really odd messages in a day!

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

Really? I will examine later. Perhaps I will even send you a message about how intimidated I am or am not ;)

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

'intimidating' may be the wrong word. *shrug* :)

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

No, no! I withhold judgement until I see it. :)