Mirena® is appropriate for women who:Have at least one child[...]Are in a mutually monogamous relationship
(Yes, I realize that was FDA-mandated gibberish. I’m still gonna play with it.)
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Wow! All sorts of things I didn’t know about you! You’ll have to introduce me to your child sometime.
(Yes, I realize that was FDA-mandated gibberish. I’m still gonna play with it.)