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[wispfox]

(why was I utterly positive that today is Weds? It isn't...)

So, y'all presumably know the two related jokes about lesbians and gay men and second dates...

"What does a lesbian bring to the second date?"
"A U-haul!"

"What does a gay man bring to the second date?"
"What second date?"

This has caused me to wonder what the equivalent for bi folk is? And no, making one for poly & bi folk doesn't count, because not all bi folk are poly!

Suggestions? (I have no clues, myself)