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pensee's journal, from a while ago, http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_mincing.shtml - very funny; confused computer users stories, not what I usually see for funny computer user stories.
I'm currently dying because of:
# Customer: "I just shut down Windows 95, and it says, 'It is NOT safe for me to turn off my computer.'"
# Tech Support: "Um...are you sure?"
# Customer: (terrified) "Yes!"
# Tech Support: "Sir, read me the screen letter for letter."
# Customer: "Ok. I, t, i, s, n, o, w--"
# Tech Support: "There! It says 'now', not 'not'. Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?"
pensee's journal, from a while ago, http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_mincing.shtml - very funny; confused computer users stories, not what I usually see for funny computer user stories.I'm currently dying because of:
# Customer: "I just shut down Windows 95, and it says, 'It is NOT safe for me to turn off my computer.'"
# Tech Support: "Um...are you sure?"
# Customer: (terrified) "Yes!"
# Tech Support: "Sir, read me the screen letter for letter."
# Customer: "Ok. I, t, i, s, n, o, w--"
# Tech Support: "There! It says 'now', not 'not'. Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?"